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Vargskelethor – The Bone Zone Lyrics

WHEN THE WITCHING HOUR DRAWS NEAR
AND THE BONES ARE RATTLING IN THEIR TOMBS
YOU MIGHT FALL INTO THE
INTO THE ZONE
WELCOME TO THIS STUPID PLACE
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FLESHY FACE
ENTER A DOMAIN OF BONES
THE SPOOKIEST OF ALL ZONES
How did I end up here anyway? Hey what the f**k man? THIS PLACE SUCKS
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THE BONE ZONE
GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE
PLEASURE AND PAIN
WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN
BONE ZONE
You know what guys, you suck. Ah, damn it I forgot my coat. CACKLING WITH NO SKIN
THE RITUAL SHALT BEGIN
SKELETONS DRINKING BEER
THEY’RE COMING FOR MY REAR
THEY WON’T ASK ME TWICE
IF I LIKE PLAYING BEER DICE
STUCK DOWN IN THE ZONE
SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME MY f**kING PHONE
TURNS OUT THE “BONE ZONE” REALLY JUST IS A SKELETON BAR
DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY, EXCEPT THE HUMAN! What the f**k?! This place blows. INTO THE
WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
WITH SKELETONS I’M LEFT ALONE
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A MEAL TONIGHT
BUT NOW THEY WANT MY FLESH TO BITE
THIS PLACE BLOWS MAJOR BONER
BAD PUNS. I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell? THIS PLACE SUCKS
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THE
BONE ZONE
WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN
THE PLACE AND HOME OF ALL PLEASURE AND PAIN
Where’s the bathroom? I want some too, woah hey. I found my phone, I’ll call a cab, f**k off skeletons, bye.