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Lil Dicky – Dave Lyrics

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[Intro]
Sometimes I feel like people only see me as this larger than life icon but I’m just a normal guy
[Verse]
Hi (Hello), I’m Dave
You might know me as Lil Dicky
But there’s a lot more to me
Don’t you wanna know who I am? (Not Really)
Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy? What a strange life I have
Got me tripping like woah woah
“Dave ,you’re a rapper?” Oh no
Bowel movements looking like Dippin’ Dots
Probably ’cause I don’t eat fruits and vegetables
Approached by aggressive white men on the regular
I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck ’cause the organomics of my desk ain’t right
My nose gets stuffed every night
I’m figgity, I’m figgity I twitch
I’m figgity, I’m v neurotic
Yes I know that I’m a rapper at the end of the day
But I think it’s time you knew me by my government name
[Outro]
Hi, I’m Dave (I’m Lil Dicky)
Hi, I’m Dave (Who’s Dave?)
Hi, I’m Dave (Please watch, please)
I’m Lil Dicky, no shut up, I am Dave
(Please watch) Do you wanna know what the industry’s like?

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Lil Dicky – Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)

[Intro:]
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

[Chris Brown:]
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I’m the man (oh shit)
I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, ohhh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I’m his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (woo)
What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
Man, fuck y’all niggas, ’cause I’m that nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, I’m that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that its freaky Friday
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
I’m in Chris Brown’s body
I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black

[Lil Dicky:]
(Ring ring, what the fuck)
I woke up and I’m Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
(Ugh, what the fuck)
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain’t nobody judging ’cause I’m black or my controversial past
I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter’s in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?

[Chris Brown:]
I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (ohh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
I’m in Chris Brown’s body
I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick

[Lil Dicky:]
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I’m trying to find myself like an introspective monk
[Chris Brown:]
I’m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
[Lil Dicky:]
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
Now I’m at the club, I talked my way to getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
[Chris Brown:]
I don’t know who that is
[Lil Dicky:]
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer’s head (woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
[Chris Brown:]
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[Lil Dicky:]
But wait, I love myself
[Chris Brown:]
That was the key, now we’re switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (ohh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday

[Ed Sheeran:]
Wait what the fuck
And now I’m in Ed Sheeran’s body
It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was

[DJ Khaled:]
What the fuck again?
I’m DJ Khaled, why am I yelling

[Kendall Jenner:]
Huh, I’m Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I’m gonna learn
I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman